I wake up, go to my fridge, we out of bacon. Hate.
I get up, try to log into my DFO source account, I get banned. Hate.
I go to my blog to rant about it, i see two new comments from two holy shittsters. Hate.
I go to my girlfriends house (soon to be ex) and guess what happens?
I'm playing San Andreas right ( I brought my ps2 over) and i'm doing that mission where you have to drop off OJ loc' to the burger joint. you know? the hard as an erection level? Keep in mind, i've replayed this level like 5 times now! Just as I'm about to getaway from the cops(three star wanted level)
HOTNOSE comes RIGHT INFRONT OF THE screen. RIGHT INFRONT. During the pivotal moment of escape (Getting into the car). She comes in and goes "WE NEED TO TALK"
and then i hear the "GET ON THE GROUND" from the screen and I know I've just lost two games.
the actual interaction went something like this:
Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Me- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure princess."
"Dammit, I don't want to bullshit empathy for another 30 minutes"
At this point, i haled ass out of there, running as fast as water is wet. I left my ps2 with a probably ironic "BUSTED" message on the screen. hate.
Now I'm avoiding calls and emails and any female interaction with the woman until i get a game plan. Here's what I am thinking.
1. Fake heart attack or seizure. Always fun but hard.
2. Pre-emptive dump. Before she even sits down, i yell 'U R BEING DUMPED"
3. swamp her in compliments and hope to avoid the breakup until I can pull another flyer hotter chick.
4. cry in public. Yikes.
Yes and I don't understand why she is dumping me(ME OF ALL PEOPLE) but I AM NOT GOING TO LET IT HAPPEN.
hotnose = nickname because her nose is sexy as fuck. It's REDAWNKULICS