Zeel the Great.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Why I can't take Fanboys Seriously

I can't begin to describe how much I hate fanboys of any kind. I use to debate between myself which I hated more, fangirls or fanboys. On one side, fangirls tend to pervert characters with their yaoi erotica bullshit. On the other end, fanboys tend to defend anything.

You know when America dropped that bomb on Hiroshima? Fanboys were there defending it. Fanboys are piglets, plain and simple. They act like little porkers so desperate for their entertainment, they'll take anything given to them. Even utter filth.

For example, this whole Day one DLC debacle for Mass Effect 3. Now, just to inform the less nerdier people out there (semi-spoilers, btw) Theres this big fucking heavily lore related character being removed from Mass Effect 3. Unless you pay 10 bucks.

Now, I like to think, I've had a few controversial opinions in my day, but I thought this issue was a done deal. Who in their right mind would defend a companies right to pilfer money from their customers?

FANBOYS.

Fanboys would defend this ! and this is where I fucking lose it. What moron lays down and ALLOWS, NAY, DEFENDS the right of a company to ream them up their ass? I thought I had a realistic view of the world before I ran into fanboys. We are selfish, we look after our needs first and thats our nature. Fanboys strive against this very principal, they want to be taken advantage of. THEY want to empty their wallets over at EB games. I can only pray that the social selection weeds you vermin out like the DNA trash that you guys are. You aren't worth five cents let alone this rant, but you'll get it, you shitheads. By god if you guys want to fuck up the world, you're going to fight for it.

I know you just want to buy the game, fine. Shut the hell up and get it. Don't come into topics/threads or discussions and defend it because YOU FEEL BAD about supporting this bullshit. Set your fucking ego aside. THats what it comes down to, these fuckwits want to feel better about being raped in their assholes. Whats worse is they never can defend it properly. I've been monitoring the thread over on BSN and surprise surprise, the Bioware loyalists are at maximum power.
"OMGO ENTITLED" If I have to hear some little shit call it entitlement one more time, I swear to god you will hear about me on the news after I beat that pompous assholes brains out.

THERE IS NOTHING ENTITLED ABOUT EXPECTING THE FULL GAME AFTER YOU PAID FOR IT. FULL STOP!!

this quasi-dice-and-slice-bullocks that Bioware is pulling is without defense. It is deplorable. If you're going to pretend you're a company thats about story and the RPG experience, then start acting like it. Stop holding content for hostage. People were already going to buy your game at fucking insane numbers, why do you NEED to squeeze that last penny? So intent to get that extra dollar, you would HACK AWAY pieces from the game for it? So you can buy another yacht? Fuck you Bioware, you guys almost as bad as EA games now. I hope in 4 years when they shut your asses down you can remember this debacle and hang your head down in utter shame, because you would deserve it.

It's like thinking is unacceptable when you become a Fanboy. You have to set aside reason and logic and in its place; fanaticism.

I mean this when I say it. People who defend this practice disgust me to my very core. Because it wont be long before these loyalists are defending DLC's that complete the game. We are just one step away from that ridiculous situation and I know there will be Biobots defending it.

I still defend your right as a consumer. even if you're going to make it fucking impossible.

233 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaDude you are THE funniest psychopath I have ever seen, I don't know what's funnier, how worked up you get about as something as small and insignificant as video games or how sad your life must actually be.

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  2. Holy shit dude, you forgot to take your meds.

    Nobody is this batshit crazy without some sort of medical condition.

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  3. Zeel, I don't think anyone takes YOU seriously.

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  4. Zeel, go take your meds and keep on them. They will do you wonders.

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  5. >buy the CE in December because I love Mass Effect
    >they keep announcing more shit they're giving me

    From my perspective, Bioware is supporting their fans. The evidence has been put forth that this is not CUTFROMTHEGAMEOMGRIPOFF, and is instead something nice added on post-production.

    Regardless, it's nice to know you'd try to beat someone up over video games.

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  6. Yes, yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss, let the butthurt flow through you!

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  7. your insanity makes mine look better in comparison never thought I'd see the day where someone would be more insane then i was

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  8. Awh Zeel, it's nice that we've inspired you enough to blog about us. I'm touched ^_^

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  9. we have the right as consumers and you have the rights as some one whose bat-shit insane

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  10. I need to start disabling comments because 99% of them aren't worth reading.

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    1. Well that's just rude. I mean your delusions aren't really worth reading but be grant you the courtesy anyway.

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    2. Yes, you're right, 99% of your comments aren't worth reading.

      But what's that got to do with us?

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    3. I mean you DO realize that no one likes you, right?

      Why do you continue blogging?

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    4. Translation, I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

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  11. yes stick your head in the sand if it make you sleep better at night.

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  12. I do not want an asinine person like you to defend my right as a consumer. I can speak for myself and do not want someone what such low intelligence and think himself better then god to talk for me.

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    1. It's clear you aren't in the sane mind to defend your rights. So yes, you don't get a choice anymore.

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    2. kindly stop before you antagonize yourself further

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    3. Yep my choice is not to listen to you. I mean people how act like you do are the insane ones. Poking your fingers in your ears and going "lalallala"doesn't mean you are right. Maybe in your fantasy it does but the real world doesn't work that way. You are the same as the fanboys you accuse. You are a fanboy as well , one in the anti-EA / bioware camp. You are just as bad as the people you say you hate.

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    4. Again with this false equivalency. I love it when you guys make this comparison, because all it says about you is that you FEEL BAD that you're a fanboy and the only way to feel better is to make it so your opposition is just as bad. Try again, I defend consumer rights, you let it die because you want to play some shit sci fi game.

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    5. Defending rights...my god, how many complexes do you have? We're buying a game that costs 60$ we may or may not pay an additional 10$ for some extra content (Fallout 3 had a higher total DLC pricing) and all of a sudden we're killing the gaming industry? Seriously man, what mental hospital are you staying at.

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  13. U MAD?
    Yea, he's mad!

    Look the DLC is £7, there are worse things to spend that money on.

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  14. zeel my friend it looks like its time to close up shop and make your escape

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  15. One picnic is short a very delusional, posibbly mentally unstable sandwich.

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  16. THREE CHEERS FOR HIS HIGHNESS KING ZEEL!!!

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  17. I don't mean to be rude, but have you ever been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome? It might explain why everyone on here and many other sites are struggling to find you anything less than hostile and your arguments anything less than fantastical.

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    1. Hey now, even if he ad Aspergers it is no excuse to act like this nutter. He is utterly unable to communicate because of his aggression to others and blind hate, not because he has some innate difficulty at communication.

      He's just an arse, no excuse no explanation.

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    2. In other blogs on here he has posted how he loves being a troll and flaming people. I doubt he even likes the Mass Effect series. He is most likely just a troll.

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    3. If he is he's a very bad troll, he's trying too hard.

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  18. You do realise that everything you say on here or anywhere else on this matter is pure conjecture? (i.e. non-factual)

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    1. What is "non-factual" about these fanboys getting reamed and enjoying it? This is what is happening. The gaming industry is a joke, just like every other fucking industry and guess who's to blame for that shitfest? don. don. don. DOOOOON the FANBOYS.

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    2. Yeah it's a real joke, 10$ for completely optional content for a game that is going to be somewhere between 20-30 hours long. Take your meds

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  19. How are you liking that 14 day suspension that you got yourself?

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  20. Let me guess. You got suspended, not because your an intolerent and agressive twat, but because nobody recognises your special brand of 'truth'?

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    1. "intolerant" of what exactly?

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    2. People that disagree with you, did I really have to spell that out for you?

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    3. Thats why my comment section is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE. real intolerant there. I havent deleted a single comment either. I don't care if you disagree with me, its the bullshit reasons you guys bring up

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  21. Oh man, this is a total laugh-riot.

    You should have a youtube channel man.

    You're still very, very wrong but damn you are amusing.

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  22. I wish I could douse you guys in oil and then burn you alive.

    You guys deserve nothing less for defending this abomination. I understand fanboys have no principals what-so-ever, but you can atleast act like your money is important to you.

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    1. I hate Mass Effect and I still think you're a psychopath, what does that do to your 'grand world view'?

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    2. It means, you are without purpose in this discussion. Why do you insert yourself in a topic you clearly have no claims in?

      Begone.

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    3. Make make me.

      Oh, that's right. You can't do anything, which I assume is not disimiliar from your life.

      You can't do anything worth while, so you rage at people on the internet, safe in the knowledge that you have a monitor to hide behind. You're probably a bitch, just like every other 'tough guy' on the internet.

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    4. Wanting to douse people in oil and burn them because of a game is really stupid. Games are luxury items, nothing more. Getting this mad over it is stupid.

      If you are going to be an activist at least be an activist for a good cause.

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    5. This is beyond games. I have seen it, time and time again. Fanboys ruin everything they touch. They are like a disease that can only be rid of by removing the contaminated limb.

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    6. What is the difference between a fan and a fanboy/girl?

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    7. Agreeing/disagreeing with Zeel obviously.

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    8. if you like the game but can acknowledge that whats being done is atrocious. You're a fan. If the very thought of Bioware being evil causes your chest to constrict, you're a fanboy.

      Simple method. spread it around.

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    9. I like the game but I don't think anything is actually been done here that merits your psychotic rage.

      I don't even think there is anything going on that merits much more than a "meh, not buying that thanks"

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    10. You want to dose us in oil because some of us want to pay 10$ for some additional content...in other words you're fucked in the head, got it.

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  23. Well I know I'll never be back on this sad rant of a thread but you do understand it's a complete game and the OPTIONAL DlC was worked on after the game went into certification so its extra..... but god forbid that people are wanting to get paid for their work.

    That being said lay off guys He has every right to blog what ever he wants with out you all attacking him and name calling just disagree and move on.

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    1. Oh bullshit. you take your PR speak back to your Bioware hub. it wont work here on my blog you rabid fanboy. PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME. How the Prothean was mentioned in November. Which means wayyyyyyyyyyy before the game was completed. And I also want to know why i have to pay people more for doing their jobs. It's their job to develop the game. You don't get extra money until its finished.

      Fanboys stop wasting my time. You guys clearly are just mimicking PR speak without thinking about it.

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    2. so we're fanboys since we want to defend ourselves against your bullshit. grow a fucking brain already. the prothean was in the game the dlc stuff wasn't how is that so fucking hard to understand. god not worrying about mods makes this a lot easier

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    3. You're fanboy because you keep defending this bullshit.

      Do you want to pay more money. = You're a fanboy
      If you buy their PR speak despite all the contradictory evidence = You're a fanboy.

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    4. Oh wait, you have actual evidence now?

      Because you have *never* actually provided any as far as I have seen.

      Oh you've made lots of accusation and a great many assumptions but no actual evidence.

      You got a link I can take a look at or maybe some audio or video that proves deliberate removal of a Prothean *squadmate* from the game so he can be sold as DLC?

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    5. if you believe and defend shit without making sure it fact your a idiot. your so called evidence is a hollow as a bucket with a hole in the bottom try backing it up with proof instead of telling people to go look for it

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    6. Prothean mentioned in November leaks = fact
      Casey hudson said prothean development started janurary. = fact

      Inconsistency = Fact
      Casey Hudson is a liar = fact.

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    7. Yes, and your an expert on gaming, I write New York Times best sellers, and the WBBC is a legitimate religious organization...get back to me when you're out of la la land.

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    8. So in the leaks it states that there is a recruitable Prothean squadmate?

      because from what I can see is that there is *a* prothean NPC...but nothing that makes him seem like a squadmember. Which is what the DLC seems to be. Making an existing NPC a party member, kinda like LoTS. Personally I'd rather have Anderson.

      FSM I hope this script leak is wrong, its kind of awful.

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    9. 24 hours, no reply.

      yeah, I'm officially calling bullshit-in-extremis on your part Zeel.

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    10. the bad thing is he may be a troll and started to believe his own bullshit

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  24. I think you summed how I feel quite accurately. They actually want to pay more. It goes against all logic.

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    1. There's a difference between 'wanting' to pay more, and accepting that the cost is worth paying more.

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    2. Companies have been releasing games from the dawn of gaming time. Do you honestly think these "bonuses" are actually bonuses? Or just EA finding a way to screw you out of more money? They didn't work more if the game isn't even released. You need to rethink your stance.

      This content should be in the game, no compromise.

      and its some shitty playable prothean with a bunch of random alternative outfits. This costs 1/6th the price? I think not. If you really want to go there, development from Jan to Feburary 8th if you divide 60 dollars by the year of development. You'd get like 2 bucks. Where'd they ass 10 dollars.

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    3. Because they thought, this bit of work is worth 10 dollars.

      either people will buy it or they wont and your screaming around the internet like a burning retard probably wont change that.

      Actually it has, you've made me interested in this bit of DLC that I had no intent to buy (same as I didnt buy awakening or lair of the shadow broker)..congratulations...you've done your work for EA well.

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    4. There you go folks. "EA decided.." "Bioware said.. Typical Bioware apologist, you have no original thought of your own. I asked YOU why you thought it was worth 10 bucks, and you came up with the most non-answer I ever did see.

      And believe me, I dont think for one second that what I said persuaded you in any way in regards to the DLC. You wanted to buy it anyways, you just want to shrub off all your consumer responsibilities onto me.

      Go back to Bioware and try that shit.

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    5. Wow, your ability to reinterpret reality is truly an impressive ability.

      You asked: where did they get the number 10$, or at least i think thats what you where trying to ask.

      I gave you an answer, you dont like it..too fucking bad...its pretty much the truth...someone at EA/bioware looked at this and thought "how much is this worth/how much can we charge" and the answer they got was $10.

      And yes, you've persuaded me to get this DLC...my xbox hasn't been connected to the net for about a year so I'm going to have to go buy or borrow a network card, probably set up a new live acc (dont know the pwd), buy some MS points (and ME3 obvs) and then download this DLC...because you Zeel have made me curious as too how much difference this makes to the game.

      I'll playthrough without it, then I'll playthrough with it and see what the difference is and if its not earthshatteringly amazing...I'm blaming you for making it out to be so vitally fucking important to the TRUE MASS EFFECT EXPERIENCE.

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    6. Typical nonanswer. I accused of you just being a mindless sheep. and your response: "well, huk huk, thats what EA decided". Do you honestly think its worth 10 dollars?

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    7. fucktard, you asked : Where'd they ass 10 dollars.

      YOUR QUESTION SEEMS TO BE WHY DID EA/BIOWARE DECIDE TO CHARGE THIS PRICE.

      I answered that question.

      If you wanted to know why I wanted to pay $10 for some extra content...well THAT IS A DIFFERENT FUCKING QUESTION that you dont seem to have actually asked me.

      Did you ask it somewhere else in this morass of a thread?

      Did I miss it?

      I see you've posted that question now, was I supposed to have glimpsed the future?

      I MUST KNOW

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  25. I must admit I am surprised Zeel hasn't ranted about the moderators at the escapist suspending him.

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    1. They're just doing their jobs. Though what I got suspended for is quite suspect. I'll wait until I hear their reasoning before I cast the first stone.

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    2. You know they explain why in the message right? And I expect it had something to do with "excessive swearing" "insulting other people's opinions" or something like that.

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    3. I didnt get warned for that. They warned me for threatening some random author on an unrelated site with absolutely nothing to do with Escapists. It's a bit strange.

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    4. Funny, I could have sworn that the first five infractions that you got were for the reasons I stated. I guess the escapists are just intolerant of people going on homicidal rants, no idea why though.

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    5. Zeel, if you don't want to get banned you need to stop insulting people on the site. It doesn't matter if you are in the right. You break the rules you get punished by the mods.

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  26. All of us need to lave Zeel alone. insulting him and provoking him like this isn't going to solve anything. We need to just leave him alone.

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    1. I don't know, it's like a train wreck.

      You know it's terrible, but you can't help but watch.

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    2. It just seems rude is all. Yes, he has been rude to almost everyone at The Escapist but doing this is just sinking to his level though. It just seems wrong.

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    3. 2 wrongs don't make a right.

      But 1 wrong doesn't make a right either, at least 2 wrongs makes me feel better.

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    4. Sinking to his level would require us to make up shit how he actually rapes goats and then put the burden of proof on him.

      I mean, if he doesn't rape goats he can shows the evidence of him not raping goats right?

      If he cant then he is a goat raper.

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    5. Shut up fanboy. I'm surprised you can type, with your nose so deep in Bioware's asshole.

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    6. Ah, an intelligent comeback, shut up, that's like 2nd grade level and then you accused them of licking Bioware ass...even you can't come up with excuses for why you hate people anymore, just descend into your homicidal rage.

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    7. Truem it's not intelligent, but it is rather apt.

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    8. like I said before

      Disagreeing with Zeel = being a fanboy.

      Its ok though because everyone knows that disagreeing with me = EA shill.

      This is a fun game, anyone else want to play?

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    9. I demand proof Zeel doesn't rape goats!
      Poor goats :(

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    10. He is unable to prove that he does not rape goats, thus he rapes goats.

      poor, poor goats.

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  27. There is obviously no reasoning with you guys. None of you have answered this very valid question: Why do you WANT to pay more?

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    1. I did answer that, because all this chatter about the DLC has made me curious enough to part with a couple of quid to see what the fuss is about.

      that's what you've done zeel, you advertised this DLC as super important to enjoying the full mass effect experience.

      EA should totally give you a bonus.

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    2. It's actually quite impressive, you've built up this whole persona over years just for this one moment...thats some long term planning and dedication.

      Bravo sir, I hope they give a medal to go with your bonus

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    3. The reason I am paying more is for the items in the collector's edition.

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  28. Okay, this blog has convinced me.

    I've decided to buy a few extra copies of the DLC, just for you Zeel.

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    1. Phht, extra copies of the DLC?

      That's peanuts.

      I'm buying an extra collectors edition in his name.

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    2. I think I might start a new ME1 Shepard called Zeel, a pure renegade. no-compromise vanguard powered by his own rage against the various injustices inflicted upon him by a cruel and uncaring universe (Colonist/sole survivor).

      My Name is Zeel Shepard,

      Commander of the SSV Normandy,

      Spectre of the Council,

      Loyal servant to the true emperor,
      Zeel Badass,

      Father to a removed Prothean squadmate,

      Husband to violated consumer rights,

      and I will have my vengeance -- in this game or the next.

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  29. You guys aren't fooling anyone. If you want to let EA games destroy the gaming market, you have to take responsibility for your own purchase.

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    1. Seriously man, EA is not going to destroy the gaming market...its so much bigger than them thats its not even funny.

      Oh they might ruin the console market..maybe...but fah they aint the only ones trying to bury that body.

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    2. And you're letting them because some sci fi game has blasted virtual romances. Disgusting.

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    3. Or maybe we're buying the game because we think it's good and worth the price that we're paying, hope that little revelation didn't give you a clot in your brain.

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    4. Okay then, then the fact that I want the dlc to be included bothers you... how?

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    5. It doesn't bother me. The more people that get to experience it the better.

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    6. Then your fight is not with me.

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    7. It kind of is. I will agree that you are right and the DLC should be free with a purchase of a new copy.

      I don't agree with how you argue though. Insulting the people that you arguing with isn't going to win arguments on forums or in real life. You do have good points but you need to be more civil when talking to people. If people don't agree with you, they won't agree. Best to just leave them alone.

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    8. And I think that the DLC is also good and worth the price, once again, hope that this confession isn't causing your brain to clot.

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    9. i bought the deluxe edition on origin because the extras interested me and now i hear i may get more seem to me i made the right choice

      i don't mind the 10 price tag since unlike some other dlc everyone can get this one

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    10. "And you're letting them because some sci fi game has blasted virtual romances. Disgusting."


      Nah I'm 'letting' them because I simply don't care about the state of console gaming, its at best a tertiary hobby for me now and most definetly not a 'worthy' cause.

      And seriously man, minor day 1 DLC is the least of this industries fucking problems.

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    11. 'nah i'm letting them..." If you just want to buy the game, go ahead. Why are you hear defending it? You don't have to be a gamer to be against sleazy business practices.

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    12. Because I sometimes have this urge to poke people with a stick, especially when they are so very, very wrong about things.

      i mean really, there are so many worse things being done in the industry at large that your rage would be better aimed at..but that would require you to actually put in some effort, form an argument, defend it with evidence and act like a rational human being.

      clearly beyond you, so please continue screaming into the wind about you ea/bioware conspiracy.

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  30. More publishers and developers need to be like CD Projekt Red and give away the DLC for free.

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    1. Imagine that. publishers as small as CD projekt Red can afford to give out free DLC's, but big' ole EA games is going to go FUCKING BANKRUPT if they do.

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    2. See this is why people call gamers 'Entitled' You're all acting as if you are entitled to the fruits of someonelses labour for free.

      It's hard for you to realise but you are not, they may decide to give it to you for free which is nice but its not a fucking right.

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    3. God you're so full of shit. A game isn't finished developing until release date. Anything on the disc or using the core budget belong to the customer. Nothing entitled about that. You just need to get your head out of your ass. Way back way, like 5 years ago, you know this dlc nonsense hardly existed? and all these 'bonuses' were free.

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    4. a game is finished developing when they announced the gold status that can be a month or only a week ahead of the release date. your paying for the right to play the game you don't own any of it

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    5. Like I said, you feel you're entitled to someone elses work for free.

      Sorry sugar plum but thats not true and it doesn't matter how angry you get on the internet that aint gonna change.


      by your logic I'll get a different version of ME3 here in the Uk because it releases 3 days after the US version (6th in us and 9th in uk). GOD DAMMIT I BETTER GET SOMETHING FOR MY EXTRA 3 DAYS OF DEVELOPMENT TIME!

      i mean ignoring the reality of the time to manufacture the discs, the logistics of delivering them (in stores about 3-4 days before release date btw), the time spent getting the game rated by various 'boards' worldwide and the last minute bug fixing and polishing.

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    6. depends on the game some get sent early others you have to wait but since its such a big name i bet its already there.

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  31. Look out everyone, we're dealing with a real badass here.

    You can tell because he knows how to use CAPS.

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  32. *More publishers and developers need to be like CD Projekt Red and give away the DLC for free.*

    PR is trying to expand to a new system and broaden their fan base to be competitive with other games they have to give out the DLC free or face not breaking into the system.

    EA/BioWare have an established fan base that is largely supportive and willing to pay for their hard work.

    Just give it time PR will start charging for their DLC as well.

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    1. I don't believe that. They are giving PC gamers that bought The Witcher 2 free DLC when the console version is released. They could make PC gamers pay for it but they aren't.

      As long as EA or Activision doesn't buy them out I think they will remain true to their word.

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  33. Zeel, you should disable comments. Do you really want to deal with this for two weeks?

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    1. what?

      Reality, poor bastard has to deal with it every day of his life, hiding on the internet wont help him.

      I'd probably be more inclined to feel sorry for him if he hadn't brought this whole thing on himself and relished the fact. I'm sure he's having a ball getting so many troll points.

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  34. "A game isn't finished developing until release date."

    Jesus dude, there aren't enough facepalms in the world to get across how wrong that statement is. Mass Effect 3 is out on the 9th, does that mean that they're still gonna be working on it on the 8th?

    What about the version being released in Japan on the 15th? Does that get an extra week of development time?

    Anyways, hurry up and come back to the Escapist. We miss your words of..."wisdom" ^_^

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  35. I don't need you to defend my rights as a consumer. As a consumer, I can choose what to buy and what not to buy. And I'm choosing to buy Mass Effect 3 and it's DLC. Problem solved.

    And you're one to talk about ego Mr. "If you don't agree with my opinon you're a fanboy"

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    1. It's "if you defend sleazy business practices" = you're a fanboy. I wish you lot would get this right. It seems essential to your point.

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    2. You mean you're a fanboy if you disagree with me Zeel. I'm sorry I don't trust anyone that refers to himself as "badass motherfucker"

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  36. Clinical narcissism is a hell of a troll.

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  37. poor zeel can't even go to his own blog without people ganging up on him

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    1. He has a blog, he obviously wants to be heard but there's no point in reading his rants and not putting the comments section to use.

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    2. yeah, its weird how you cant just say idiotic and false things that you proclaim as the truth in what amounts to a 'public' space without some asshole turning up and pointing out that your lying out your teeth and pulling facts out your arse.


      Its a terrible, terrible shame.

      I almost feel sorry for him/her...

      No wait, I dont because s/he choose to act like this and now the inevitably consequences are coming home to roost.

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  38. I'm very sorry to hear that you pity me.
    As far as I'm concerned, if you aren't attacking me. then i'm doing something wrong. You fanboys will forever be my enemies and if theres a day that i'm alive that I do not confess that, then I wish a swift death be dealt.

    Your ravings are evil, you guys are just corporate slaves. fundy Bioware idiots who need to be purged.

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    1. you know something idiots like you who fail to understand or just don't want to are my enemies

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    2. Wishing people to be purged makes you just as bad as the people who you are attacking. It makes you worse because you are wishing death on people. What is stopping you from going to a midnight release and killing people who buy the CE/defend EA's business practices?

      You say you defend their right to be a consumer yet wish they were purged? That makes you a hypocrite on top of everything else.

      I don't like how you argue or how you break the rules of The Escapist yet I don't wish you were purged.

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  39. By the way Mirasael. They were advertising recruitable "character" with mission from November. What do you think that means? Either it was done or it was planned before Janurary. They spent core funds AND TIME on developing additional DLC and yet have the balls to call it an extra? No. I will not put up with it.

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    1. reality calling zeel please pick up

      where did you get core-funds and time stuff from anyway and unless you have real hard proof i'll stick to what i know since you haven't really backed up anything with real facts other then a sign saying I'm a troll that really sucks at this

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    2. well he doesn't suck since coming to escapist he started a giant shit storm that even found its way to his blog

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    3. I generously gave you 24 hours to provide some actual proof of your accusations...you have failed.

      All you have to offer are your disingenuous assertions, shame on you.

      As such, we have dismissed your claims.

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    4. Oh oh oh OH! 24 hours how generous? too bad I gave you your evidence. You asked me, how did I know the prothean/Mission was in development before janurary? Wel, because it was mentioned back in November. You're such a silly person.

      Now can you give me evidence that the prothean was not in development from November? Despite being in the leaks?

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    5. where is this evidence that it was the dlc stuff not just a npc in the game

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    6. Did I make that claim? It's easy enough to make a claim and then ask the other to prove it. It's harder to just argue what I am talking about. The DLC and mission was mentioned all the way back from November, take that as you will.

      Do you guys have any "counter-evidence" cause without such, your case is pretty damn bad/

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    7. not really since you haven't given us real evidence yet. try backing up what you say like if you have proof it was mentioned give us a link to where it is.

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  40. Hello,

    Just wanted to talk about how happy it makes me to be getting all this cool stuff with my Collector's Edition, and how much happier I am knowing it is being witheld from you. The madder you get the better I feel! I hope you enjoy your incomplete game, maybe you can watch on Youtube and see how the full game looks or something you poor, poor boy.

    So, during the ban are you stepping up your enjoyment of male genitalia to fill the time?

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    1. You do realize you are now being as bad as he is right? How about you be the better man and not troll him.

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  41. This feels so good, I want you to be more mad about it though! I am so happy about all the stuff I get with my CE and knowing that it's all being withheld from you (and you really, really want it) just makes it so much better! Please get angrier and post more rage, please? Your anger makes my complete game so much more fun and enjoyable. Maybe when the game is out I will post a Let's Play on Youtube so you can watch all the stuff you won't be getting. Enjoy not having a complete game and knowing I do!

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  42. Zeel you are so entertaining.
    Failed trolls always are, and the buthurt is strong with you

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  43. Yep, looks like a successful troll to me. Massive amounts of butthurt on both sides.

    Also, fuck EA.

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  44. Wow! I really lol'd reading all this! Class A entertainment; just like your rections at the Escapist.

    You know I really had my heart set on the standard edition of Mass Effect 3. Truely. I was going to pick it up from a local retailer sometime on release day, but your words have now changed my opinion.

    I think I'll buy a Collectors Edition. Perhaps an N7 keyboard and mouse. Because of you.

    Zeel bro, you just need to chill-out man. There's more important stuff out there to get worked up about.

    Also, I hope you get to play some Mass Effect 3 before you come back to the Escapist.

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  45. By us coming here and trolling Zeel we are lowering ourselves to his level. We are better than this. We need to be the bigger man and leave him alone. Two wrongs don't make a right.

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  46. The man has a point, even if it is at times lost amidst the rage.

    As a customer, I expect to get the full product when I pay for it.

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    1. He still hasn't actually provided any evidence (do I need to explain what evidence means?) that we are not getting the 'full' game that was developed and that this DLC isn't an EXTRA bit of stuff we can buy...or not buy.

      Christ, it seems to be something that was meant for the CE edition and Bioware have decided to let us get some of the CE EXTRAS seperately...oh the huge-manatees!

      I can optionally buy a little bit of extra fluff for the game....woe...woe...

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    2. You're asking for "anti-evidence" that is impossible to show. It's like asking someone to prove a negative. "Show me evidence that fairies don't exist!" Are you making the claim that the DLC started in janurary? Despite the prothean and mission mentioned back in November? If thats your claim, you need to prove it.

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    3. where is your evidence about the November stuff I'd like a link so i can see it for myself. you may be right but i'd still like to see it for myself

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  47. Look on the bright side you pansy ass psychopath, now that the Escapist is all aware of your hilariously pathetic rants and raves, dodging of questions and changing the subject, you now get so many views on your pathetic little blog! Hurray for the idiot!

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  48. I'd rather you sheep don't view my blog. Fanboys are not welcomed.

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    1. People who don't agree with you are sheep or fanboys?

      You don't see the hypocrisy with this stance, do you?

      It saddens me that people like you are breathing oxygen, when there are many more deserving.

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    2. If you don't want people viewing your blog you need to remove the comments section. Once they stop having a way to provoke/troll you they will stop viewing your blog.

      I don't agree with your points and I also don't like how you insult and flame people if they don't agree with you. People would respect your opinions more if you argued in a civil manner instead of a hostile one.

      I also don't agree with people coming here to troll you. Two wrongs don't make a right.

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  49. give us some proof that it was mentioned at all. i'll stop if you give me a link. copy and paste it if you have to. we're fanboy when you haven't proven anything and are willing to step up and tell you

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    1. There you go: mentioned then "removed" a whole thread discussing it.

      http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/7561336/1

      oh and here a customizable google for you that ranges only in the year 2011. look at all the results.
      http://www.google.ca/search?q=mass+effect+3+prothean+squadmate&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=tCE&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=np&biw=1440&bih=749&prmdo=1&sa=X&ei=eHZNT6OEDYXR8QPY05jTAg&ved=0CAwQpwUoBg&source=lnt&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A2011-5-4%2Ccd_max%3A2012-1-1&tbm=

      this took me 2 minutes to do. Next time fanboys, do your homework.

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    2. it seem you misread it was about the text about it on the ce being removed but we already saw it was the Prothean dlc. at least that what it looks like to me i could be wrong but sounds like they wanted the dlc to be a surprise but sometime like humans do they blew it in the most epic fashion

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    3. so does any of it confirm or deny it was being worked on before the tweet thing and that it wasn't just a lucky guess on peoples part

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    4. Zeel, Why should we have to look up the evidence you should have provided right from the beginning? It isn't our job to look up your evidence. It is your job to provide your own evidence.

      If you are to lazy to provide evidence when constantly asked to show it you shouldn't even be arguing about it.

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    5. Technically you guys were making the claim the DLC was not in development from November. Then had the balls to demand I get your "evidence". Usually I don't put up with such silly arguing tactics but I was in a good mood.

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    6. I never claimed it was. I just hate people that don't do their part.

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    7. Seriously?
      Zeel, burden of proof falls to the accuser, if you want to say that any of this information is true, it's UP TO YOU to give the evidence.
      We don't need to stand there and fight whatever ridiculous claim you make up without you having to worry about defending it.

      Hey everyone, Zeel works for, and loves being a member of EA.
      This whole blog is just another way EA is trying their hand at viral marketing.
      Now based off of your standards, you need to prove this isn't true, right?
      Well get to it marketing monkey.

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    8. Again, where in my rant did I say PROTHEAN DLC IN DEVELOPMENT FROM NOVEMBER? I said the prothean was mentioned in November, so Casey Hudson was either lying or well lying. Then someone came in, with a very specific claim (that I proceeded to prove anyways) about how the prothean dlc/mission/squadmate was not in development from nov and I was suppose to prove it was.

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    9. how do we know your not reading something wrong because from the threads it look like a damn lucky guess about the prothean even being there

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    10. maybe not a lucky guess just a screw up on biowares part since they wanted to keep the dlc hidden but doesn't mean they started work on it before casey said since unless you work for them i doubt we'll ever know when it was started

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  50. Enjoying ME3, Zeel?

    I know I am :D

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  51. ^^^This!

    I'm looking forward to your ME3 review, Zeel. I want to read it while drinking my coffee shortly after finishing the game myself!

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  52. ME 3 was good...besides the ending.

    not looking forward to Zeel bitching though

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    1. he's banned on escapist and i think he ran away from here

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    2. He was only suspended. He has one block left until he gets banned.

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    3. he was fully banned when i check damn those mods just kill his account already

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    4. Knowing Zeel he will pry insult somebody within the first five minutes of his return. The best thing to do is scout out his posts and report the ones that even look like they are breaking the rules. Which is pry all of them.

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  53. Right as a consumer? That's nonsense. If someone offers you a product you consider substandard (Like, they take out content you consider vital), you don't buy it.

    Anything else is entitled childishness.

    Is it a dick move to sell stuff this way: Yes. Is it worth getting butthurt over? No. Just don't buy it. Better yet, when the item comes down in price (It will), buy it at half, or even less, cost. You don't have to spend the full amount, so why complain? Are you that desperate for everything on launch?

    Also, calling everyone who disagrees with you a name to prove your point: That's so much logical fallacy it makes you seem crazy. I personally, haven't purchased any of the Mass Effect games. I started, and did not finish, Knights of the Old Republic, and Dragon Age: Origins. I've never touched Baldurs Gate, and don't intend to look for Jade Empire. I'm not a particularly great fan of Bioware, you might say. And I disagree with you. My view is informed by logic, reason, and a detached perspective, rather than the irrational rantings of a deluded fan, enraged at the fact that his entitled ass didn't get exactly what he wanted, how he wanted, for the price he wanted (And you could simply wait for the price to drop).

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    1. I'm sorry consumers do have rights. I know you new kids aren't aware of them, but they do exist.

      My argument isn't you're a fanboy so I'm right. The argument is I'm right and you're a fanboy. keep up please.

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    2. you have right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you

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  54. I have a feeling that when Zeel gets banned he will make a new account and complain about being banned.

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  55. On November 1st, 2009 Zeel posted a blog titled: Thank God I am a Troll. I think it is safe to say that the only reason Zeel came to The Escapist was to troll.

    If we want him gone we need to report every post he makes. Zeel has shown he doesn't care about the rules of The Escapist. If he can't follow the rules he doesn't deserve to be part of The Escapist.

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    1. That was a parody blog post. Maybe you should read it.

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    2. it may have been when you wrote it but lately you've made it a reality

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  56. Here is a link to the forum rules for The Escapist.
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct

    I suggest you start following them or else you aren't going to last much longer.

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  57. Holy shit dude, you're a fucking nutjob.

    Seek help, before you go on a shooting spree or something.

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    1. I'll know where to start.

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    2. seek help everyone on earth demands it

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  58. Blimey man, I've seen you on The Escapist, and they were right, you ARE a tad unhinged...

    What I find interesting is WHAT exactly makes someone a "Fanboy". You seem to label anyone who disagrees with you a Fanboy, no matter how or why. Perhaps people dont like something, but still defend it anyway?

    Or Perhpas you don't get the difference between genuine Fanboyism, and generaly being a Fan?

    The tragic part, is that in one of your many encounter on The Escapist Forums, you briefly lapsed into something approaching rational discourse, but of course, t'was not to last.

    Nonetheless, I think i'm gonna keep reading here, Just to watch the Madness unfold....

    Yours Sincerly, Spinecone.

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    1. I AM SO TIRED OF DEALING WITH THIS ACCUSATION of me automatically equating my opposition with fanboyism.

      NO. this is incorect. I only label the Bioware apologists as fanboys. Thats to say if you're putting up piss poor arguments just because you love the game then you're a fanboy. if you're unwilling to agree with reasonable and well thought out arguments because of what its directed at. you're a fanboy.

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    2. "You know when America dropped that bomb on Hiroshima? Fanboys were there defending it."

      These guys have nothing to do with BioWare, and yet they are classed as Fanboys to you?

      And, for reference, I don't have the game, my old bag of spanners computer probably coulnd't take it anyway...

      Spinecone

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  59. Your health bar over at the Escapist isn't looking so good. Perhaps if you laid off the insults you might survive another day or two.

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  60. >mfw Zeel lives in my country
    >mfw I see a thread on /v/ discussing Zeel and planning to dox him (spokeo possible)
    >not sure to feel pity for Zeel or not

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  61. Please hurry up an get banned from the escapist. You lower the standard of the place by quite a margin.

    Passive aggressive and thoroughly unpleasant person. Please never procreate, lest you tain the genepool with your ignorance.

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    1. What we should do is message a moderator and tell them how Zeel has been acting. Knowing Zeel he will pry make a new account to complain about the moderators. That will get him IP banned though which is awesome.

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  62. I am just waiting for Zeel to make a blog about how the moderators are treating him unfairly.

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  63. Who wants to bet Zeel made multiple accounts for March Mayhem just to try and keep Bioware from winning? I hope he did because that would mean he would finally get his ass handed to him by one of the moderators.

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    1. "multiple" accounts? there are like 4000+ votes for Mojang. Do you honestly think i've contributed more than a drop in that haul?

      Delusional fanboys.

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    2. your the only delusional one here

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    3. Considering how much you hate Bioware and Mass Effect 3 I expected you to try and cheat.

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  64. I am surprised Zeel hasn't made a blog insulting the Moderators or the Escapist in general.

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    1. Just wait till he gets banned.

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  65. How did you play Mass Effect 3? Did you rent it or pirate it?

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  66. The best way to get Zeel banned is to report every single post he makes. He may be trying his hardest to not insult anyone but somewhere along the line he will fuck up and insult someone. We have to be there to make sure that the moderators see it.

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  67. your banned and i love the new avatar

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